My Patronus...is a glowing green A-Hole...

Kuchi Kopi. The manifestation of Louise Belcher’s inner demon-angel is a glowing green nightlight with a penchant for tormenting it’s neighboors and a mysterious and convoluted origin story. If you were in the Potterverse…would Kuchi be your patronus? Would he do a help? or do a hinder? Guess where you can order it from….? Did you guess Teepublic? Cause you are correct!